NFL DRAFT DAY HAS COME AND GONE! Kick it with the Gang as we recap some of our favourite moves from this past weekend. This weeks episode is featuring special guests Kev who is loving what his Birds did this weekend and Grant who may have come to terms with the Raiders grabbing a defender from outside of the SEC. As well as our old flame, D Garry jumps in to tell the world that the Ravens "A" squad is back! Buckle in and hear what we have to say about your team but just remember, none of us know s*** about f*** until these dudes throw the pads on.
NFL DRAFT DAY HAS COME AND GONE! Kick it with the Gang as we recap some of our favourite moves from this past weekend. This weeks episode is featuring special guests Kev who is loving what his Birds did this weekend and Grant who may have come to terms with the Raiders grabbing a defender from outside of the SEC. As well as our old flame, D Garry jumps in to tell the world that the Ravens "A" squad is back! Buckle in and hear what we have to say about your team but just remember, none of us know s*** about f*** until these dudes throw the pads on.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Welcome back to the draft edition of Good Good Good Glory Days! This week's sponsor is Topical. I got it this morning and this was a special write-in, actually. They're not giving us money, but this is more of a PSA. It is from the owner of the World War I Museum in Kansas City, Missouri. He said, hey, show some respect and stop blasting whoever's drafting's logo all over our museum. You wouldn't do this to the World War II Museum.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
because we respect the World War II Museum.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Anyways, so that was our write-in. I am gonna send a bill. Also never forget. Warsaw
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah,
DRAFTey Bridges:
gets
Chef Dukey Tobin:
true
DRAFTey Bridges:
the
Chef Dukey Tobin:
enough.
DRAFTey Bridges:
most SQL.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Um, I haven't even paid attention. Is that what they're doing? Is like the draft in a World War I museum?
DRAFTey Bridges:
It's like across the street and then they're like lighting the museum up and then just shooting the logos of the teams that are drafting on the museum. And I feel like that's just I feel like that's weird. It's a bad taste. Any other museum, I guess.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, fair. Hey, question for you. Do you think that like the NFL held Kansas City Chiefs like at gunpoint and said, you're not allowed trading away this draft pick in the first round like you're pick someone you have to use it? Like being Super Bowl champions draft in their city.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I doubt they could do that. I feel like it's more so who's trying to jump up to 31. Like it's only if a QB is sliding and it's like somebody can look and be like, hey, every team drafting is not taking Will Levis. Because
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
he ended up going to Tennessee like two picks into round two.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
But man, did they start that draft in a way that really ties in our first guest. And I say first guest because we might have multiple also guest. This guy's just going to be here the whole time. Kev, did you watch the start of the draft? I actually did not see the very start of the draft. For the best. Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes came out with that trophy and they were flaunting it. I am glad. I missed the start of the draft. It was, it wasn't worth it. But you know who is also at this draft? The larger Kelsey brother and he was chugging beers after the Eagles pick. As he should because that was a phenomenal pick. He's got to maintain weight.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
That's how centers do it, just slug beers in the crowd at the draft.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's too old to work out. He's just,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
that's the only thing. Bye bye. Be an event at this point.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
He's getting like old man strength now. His calves are probably getting so toned. Kev, pick number nine. How you liking it?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Honestly, that couldn't have gone any better for the birds. Losing some key components from last year's team on the D-line and just straight up replacing it with someone who has potential to be even better in the future, so 10 out of 10 pick. The way I see it, and I've been obviously pounding the table for the Bears to get Jalen Carter for a while, I think just what you hear. Jalen Carter might've been a mess in Chicago and he's probably gonna be a Hall of Famer in Philly. And the biggest difference is A, he's gonna be winning games, which I feel like he's a guy that might not try hard if your team's not winning national championships every year. And then also he's just surrounded by like what? Four of his teammates, all like two, three of them on the D line, one of them is the main linebacker. And then other vets who... Like Brandon Graham's been in the league for 27 years or something.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, my god. He played three years at Georgia and won two Natties. Like, you have to take him to some sort of championship each year, or else who knows? Who knows?
DRAFTey Bridges:
I know we're not doing this now, but they're my pick to win the Super Bowl.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, we're not gonna do this now. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
DRAFTey Bridges:
the Chicago Bears.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Team needs are saying tackle, center, interior D.
DRAFTey Bridges:
It shouldn't be tackle, they drafted a tackle.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, well, you do need two of them.
DRAFTey Bridges:
They yeah, well they drafted Braxton Jones in late fifth round last year and he's the guy.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
What about, what about center?
DRAFTey Bridges:
They need a center. They need anything on the line, you know, you're happy with, but another young receiver would be cool to mix into.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
They could also get that giant 6'8", is it Luke Whitepear? Played at Ohio State. I just get him because he's 6'8".
DRAFTey Bridges:
You
Chef Dukey Tobin:
You can't.
DRAFTey Bridges:
can't size.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
No. No, you can't.
DRAFTey Bridges:
You can't coach somebody to be taller.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
And I don't know I've actually seen a professional NFL lineman over six foot seven be
DRAFTey Bridges:
Jonathan
Chef Dukey Tobin:
bad,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Auger. Oh, he's
Chef Dukey Tobin:
but like be bad.
DRAFTey Bridges:
mad, yeah. See, if you guys are watching the draft, this is the hot. See, it even has the last we forget.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh,
DRAFTey Bridges:
just
Chef Dukey Tobin:
and there's this f-
DRAFTey Bridges:
blast the Chicago Bears logo over.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah. Lest we forget, bear down.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Thank you. Bye.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Level player 64th, DKMackF. Yes, fun when they do that. Bring back Devin Hester for the third time.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Ooh, just
DRAFTey Bridges:
Mmm.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
while we wait for Chicago's pick, I'm seeing that Denver closed out round two by getting Marvin Mims from Oklahoma.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Is that their first pick of the draft?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
It should be yeah, cuz they had two back-to-back here.
DRAFTey Bridges:
The hood?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, ho ho ladies and gentlemen
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yes! We have Mr. Grant Sennie. He is our Las Vegas Raiders insider coming to you live from Vegas or other.
Grant:
the former home of your Oakland Raiders, the Bay Area.
DRAFTey Bridges:
San Francisco. Grant,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Ah
DRAFTey Bridges:
we know you're out. Do you want to give us your thoughts on the Raiders first two picks or just their first pick? Let's just hear it.
Grant:
It's got to be both. Classic case of pick the best guy available in both cases in my opinion. I was skeptical on the people saying that Tyree was better than Will Anderson, but I love him the seventh spot. I think at some point you got to get out of your own way and pick the guy that, you know, is highest on people's arbitrary big board regardless of position. I think Chandler Jones was a disappointment last year. I think. You can never have too many good defensive linemen for depth purposes. And Michael Maher, I love it. I mean, I admittedly am not the most versed in creating your formulas for how valuable a fifth round pick is, but I think if you like a guy and you think that you can hop up a couple slots to grab him and you think he slipped too far, I'm more than okay with it. I think he's a staple at a tight end U already. And I think. the tight end position can still be a valuable asset even after Darren Waller and Fawcett Moreau run out of town.
DRAFTey Bridges:
So we're feeling a lot better than yesterday after sleeping on it. We're not worried about the fact that it's just a big 12 defender and that doesn't seem to work out well.
Grant:
So I've talked to a lot of people in the Raiders community in the last, call it, I don't know, 18 hours. I was very down on it initially, because when you're in the top 10, you pick your favorites. I admittedly was a big Christian Gonzalez guy, and so I'm looking silly if you're putting me up against any NFL GM right now, based on how far he went down. And that was based off of positional need. I think corner and secondary in general has been a massive deficit. in Vegas for a little while. And when you're in a division with Patrick Mahomes and Justin Herbert, you always got to be thinking about how you can have quality corners, both nickel and lockdown. So that's what I wanted. But, you know, after the benefit of time, I'm I'm I'm pleased with I'm pleased with the pick positionally. I think he was a little bit overrated to be discussed as a top four pick, like I was seeing. But I, in hindsight, am happy with where they went. position wise.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, you know what? You don't need good corners if you don't let the other team throw the football.
Grant:
Good point. Max Crosby already has a video up greeting him in the Raiders facility when they flew him out. So I am feeling good about that tandem.
DRAFTey Bridges:
They're just like, man, Max Crossley, have you slept since we moved to Vegas?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
You
Grant:
At some point caffeine and cocaine will catch up to Max Grosby but not not yet.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's just getting ready for all that trickle-down-pussy Jimmy G brings in.
Grant:
I'm convinced that Max Grosby gets enough tattoos that he can't actually sleep anymore because he's just constantly suffering from swollen skin. So I think until he covers every inch of his body with tattoos, he'll be fine.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm sorry.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Vegas needed to draft his replacement because his arms are too sore.
Grant:
Exactly.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Is it like being touched anymore?
Grant:
Yeah, he needs to move after the raiders who are cold weather city just for the phenomena of ice to like stop the swelling of his skin.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's gonna be a, I would say Green Bay, but I feel like that community is still in the tattoo faux pas.
Grant:
Yeah, yeah, I think Green Bay personally is an absolute stay away for the next two years until they all figure out what life after Rogers looks like.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh man, we all know Jordan Love is going to be really good and it's going to be annoying. But when they were drafting, they showed the Green Bay fans in Kansas City. And I don't know if they traveled down from Wisconsin or the minute you put on Packers gear, you just start swelling up like you're on an all cheese diet. But that is a fun, not fun looking
Grant:
Thanks for watching!
DRAFTey Bridges:
crap. That's a funny route.
Grant:
So who's going to be the Glory Days player that is like you guys become your Pat McAfee guest so he gets Rogers as unlimited access? We need to figure out who's going to be you all's unprecedented access guy.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
God, from
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm going to go ahead and turn this off.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
what I'm hearing, it's
Grant:
Thanks
Chef Dukey Tobin:
gonna be
Grant:
for watching!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Max Crosby. Ha ha ha.
DRAFTey Bridges:
To be realistic, our best shot of having that is you
Grant:
Cough.
DRAFTey Bridges:
get surgeries to use and you start kicking again and get drafted.
Grant:
The good news is the Orlando punter community is going strong because Tommy Townsend just signed on for one year, four million in Kansas City again. So the pipeline is there when I'm ready to hit the free agency market.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I feel like teams should do that more when they're ready to move on from a player. Have that player pick one of their friends to take their spot.
Grant:
I think that there's no better way to hire in any job than referrals, and so why not do that in the NFL front office?
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm starting to do gel on Monday from a referral. Yeah,
Grant:
Exactly. Say no more.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm also just going to say CEO afford and I'm going to trade all of the Ryan's good players for more running back.
Grant:
Yeah, I mean, I saw, I think a trending, one of the most liked tweets last night was, the Lions are just building a mad at 98 roster with a standup linebacker that doesn't rush and a running back in the top 15.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, like if we are running, like if we're starting a football team in 1983, we're building a fucking stud.
Grant:
Yeah, I, I, so call me a capped, a captor of, you know, hard knocks, but I just feel like when you have like the locker room guy that it seems like they have at running back, I'm not rushing to grab another running back. It's kind of like the Jordan Love Packers thing. Like, why are you going to piss that guy off, even if the lifespan of a running back is three and a half years?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, and then they let him go to sign Monty for more than, or like a million dollars less than William signed in normal.
Grant:
Right. Right. I know. And then it's like DeAndre Swift is just like, drop liver. Like just...
Chef Dukey Tobin:
and he had such a good year.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's
Grant:
Bye now.
DRAFTey Bridges:
so excited to become a free agent and just start like, he's going to drive straight to Philly.
Grant:
See
DRAFTey Bridges:
And
Grant:
how
DRAFTey Bridges:
he's
Grant:
I feel
DRAFTey Bridges:
going
Grant:
it?
DRAFTey Bridges:
to be like, listen here, I know I didn't play defense, but I went to school with these guys.
Grant:
I feel like if I'm Jared Goff, I'm like, hey guys, I don't really know what I'm doing. So getting a running back in here that doesn't know what he's doing on pass protection is probably not a good idea.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm out.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
This is a bad formula. Ugh. Old
DRAFTey Bridges:
Um...
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Detroit. Bless their souls.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Grant, do you want to quickly get us out on your thoughts of Golden State Sacramento?
Grant:
So I have been glued to the television in a very loud bar for the last, what are we going on, an hour. And I think that Sacramento played a lot of games for the first four and then realized we ran out of ideas for Steph at game five. So I think this is really about to go down the wire until the probably six minute mark of the fourth quarter and then Steph's gonna turn superhuman again and go to the next round.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yo!
DRAFTey Bridges:
As a man who cheers for a team that has someone that can go supernova and kind of just rely on that, I like that as a strategy. Paint around until it's time for your best player to be the best player.
Grant:
Yeah, I hope Steve Kerr just turns to Steph in a huddle during some sort of commercial break and goes, Hey Steph, do that McDavid thing that you do.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's exactly how McDaniels is coaching though, except he was like, Derek Carr, go be Tom Brady. And he was like, I can't. And he's like, well, you know who can? Jimmy Garoppolo.
Grant:
I texted this to you last night Tristan, but my favorite part about the pick was that the fact that it wasn't Will Levis and it wasn't a guy that quote unquote buys you another year for Dave Ziegler and Josh McDaniels. And I told myself I wasn't going to derail us and talk too much about that, but the quicker that we can get out of this regime, the better.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, that's what we want.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Um.
Grant:
I just, I can't tell you how fool-hearted they are in thinking that they can like make Patriots West by not just grabbing all their players, but thinking that they can invest, under invest in these crucial positions.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
you're missing a lot of, you're missing Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, which kind of stirred the drink a lot.
Grant:
Yeah, that's one of those jumbo straws that's super curly in the main part of a drink. They're more than just a stir.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
They're the reason you get the drink. Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Well, any last closing thoughts?
Grant:
I am very excited to see the Raiders load up more offensive line talent and try and address the secondary because despite picking four players in the secondary in the 2021 draft, the Raiders have managed to have to replace all of them. So that
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm
Grant:
is what
DRAFTey Bridges:
sorry.
Grant:
I'm looking forward to for the rest of night two and night three.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Their whole like when they bring people in they probably just have to be like, okay Here's a stack of cash go out for the night and we're gonna monitor to see if you can handle being a raider
Grant:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Hehehe
Grant:
the rookie mini camp, the rookie onboarding process in Las Vegas is a very different experience than the Packers rookie mini camp and rookie onboarding.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, you're given a gun in all Lamborghini and it's like, where are you going with this tonight?
Grant:
They test you
DRAFTey Bridges:
I wasn't
Grant:
with
DRAFTey Bridges:
in the car, but now.
Grant:
six Vegas showgirls walk into your like your tiny like training camp hotel room And they're like hey you want to go have fun And then as soon as you say yes like Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC jumps out. He's like you failed the test
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Take
DRAFTey Bridges:
You f-
Chef Dukey Tobin:
a seat, Michael Mayer, I think it's time we have a talk.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Those girls are actually just mad because Jimmy Garofalo's room was full.
Grant:
Exactly, exactly. And Michael Mayer has been in Notre Dame where he's not allowed to have girls in his room for four years, and so this is gonna be a whole new world for him.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh man, he's gonna put the term gold- gold dome to a no uh... No, I don't know where I was going with that. Do they call them golden domes or
Grant:
Yeah,
DRAFTey Bridges:
something stupid?
Grant:
yeah,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Okay. Yeah, golden domes!
Grant:
getting plenty of gold. Gomer, yeah, you know.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh boy. Well, Grant, much appreciated. See you later.
Grant:
Take care guys, have a good one.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Good to see you Grant, take care buddy.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Okay, so in that time where we had future Glory Days NFL All Access punter, Grant Sennie, we had the Chicago Bears select.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Dun dun dun dun,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Zach,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Zach Pickens.
DRAFTey Bridges:
another D lineman, interior D line. I love it. We need all you can. That is the Tom Brady, Bill Belichick of the Tampa two defense. That and a hall of fame tall linebacker and then a six safety. So hopefully these guys can be studs down the middle. I will let
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Kevin address the two and I am getting up. Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Here we go. Pick 65. Take it away, Kev.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Tackle, Kyler Steen from Bama and then Cindy Brown from Illinois Safety. Honestly, I'm just a little disappointed that we didn't draft more Bulldogs.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Thanks for watching!
DRAFTey Bridges:
Seems like it's working out for us in the last draft and this draft so a little disappointed in that but overall need both of those positions. They were they were top needs for this year so can't be bad at all.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
How do you follow up? Like what's the encore to the first round that Philadelphia had? I don't think you can just follow that up, you know? So no matter what this pick was, it was going to just seem like lackluster.
DRAFTey Bridges:
These are just straight necessity, but no,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
you can't follow up that first round. I think it's done. I think that Philly's won the draft. There's no looking at it any other way. Nolan Smith is probably going to be the best defensive leader in the draft. I'm biased, but two national championships and then Jalen Carter will be the best player. Right now the Eagles draft feels like it's, you're drafting in fantasy football where you get four exact people who you need, exact positions and two of them are just straight dominant and then you can just auto draft for the rest of the rounds.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
No, straight up, that's the best example of it. Like you just lost your Madden franchise against like Tristan because his quarterback balled out and you're like, fuck it. I am taking the best defensive players that I can and you're not doing that anymore. And just it's going to work and everyone's going to be like, oh, no, how do we how did this happen?
DRAFTey Bridges:
And it'll work because it's real life, because it didn't work in Madden, right?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Exactly.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Coach Dick Fuck went on a tear and won 10 Super Bowls in a 30 year span.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Um, just, so Detroit's having a weird ass draft and here we go. They got themselves,
DRAFTey Bridges:
They did it!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
they took Handan Hooker.
DRAFTey Bridges:
and his one ACL.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Was he Tennessee beat Georgia this year, right?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Nobody beat Georgia. They went undefeated. Tennessee beat Bama. Tennessee beat
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Okay, that's
DRAFTey Bridges:
Bama.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
probably what I was thinking
DRAFTey Bridges:
They
Chef Dukey Tobin:
of.
DRAFTey Bridges:
came in, so when they beat Bama, they jumped Georgia, because Georgia squeaked out a win against Mizzou. So Georgia went from 1 to 2. Tennessee came in at 1. We watched that game getting ready for my wedding. And when
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yes!
DRAFTey Bridges:
we left, we were still going into the fourth quarter, and Georgia was up by, I think, 27 points.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, yeah, Georgia actually killed Tennessee.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, Jalen
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Carter himself put that game away in the first quarter.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Okay.
DRAFTey Bridges:
was all over them. Yeah, no, Tennessee got their fucking, they got beat bad.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Uh...
DRAFTey Bridges:
And an hooker had a hell of a year, though, but like... I know I'm an old man, but he's old. I think he's like 24 or 25. He's the next Brandon Weedon.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Let's check it here. Why don't we? You know?
DRAFTey Bridges:
I feel like this should be up here sooner.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
25.2.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oof.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's old.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Who's he think he is, Joe Burrow? Insane. Hooker's age,
DRAFTey Bridges:
And,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
injury,
DRAFTey Bridges:
we're done.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
and offense give him a unique profile.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, because Tennessee's offense was super gimmicky. That's also kind of why I'm scared about the tackle that Georgia took, or that Chicago took, I wish the NFL team I cheered for was the Georgia Bulldogs. Uh, but their offense was like a lot of weird quick passes, a lot of weird runs. Super fun, crazy college stuff. But like that tackle held up against like. Will Anderson really well in that game, but there was probably only like six drop back passes. Which again, he won those six reps, but it's like the rest of it's like, yeah, it looks like you want it, but that ball was out in like half a second to the opposite side of the field.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, you know the unfortunate thing for Chicago in this draft is by having the first overall and also being the team that's kind of just whatever linked to like missing out on the homes for Peterman kind of thing. It doesn't matter who the fuck they took. If there was one person who had a better career out of all seven rounds, they're always going to be the team that oh, they didn't take that person.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
It's just it's unfortunate they're glued
DRAFTey Bridges:
it's going
Chef Dukey Tobin:
to
DRAFTey Bridges:
to be
Chef Dukey Tobin:
that.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Jalen Carter. They're going to get linked to a lot, especially trading out of the spot he was drafted in. But again,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think it'd be a mess in Chicago.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh yeah, and there's even Atlanta people saying the exact same thing. Like it, like when there's them taking, uh, Bichon or Carter, like, yeah, they love the idea of Carter, but Carter staying there in Atlanta, like in Georgia would
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
just be like the worst case scenario.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, he needed to go to a team with good vets and a team that's gonna win.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, so.
DRAFTey Bridges:
You think that played a part actually for the Falcons not drafting him? I do. I think every team that's not the Eagles are like, yeah, we'd love to take him in the top 10 before the Eagles pick. But it just, I don't, I don't think people trusted him to continue being dominant there, right? Cause it's also going to be harder. And it's like, there's definitely times where it's like, he's a big guy and if he's not continuously winning reps and the team's doing bad, like in the Mizzou game, he didn't look great. Right? Because it seemed like it was a hard game. He had splash plays, but it's like, again, I think it's just the perfect situation. Only the Eagles really could weather this because they're going to be probably Super Bowl champions, but they're who's beating them in the NFC. Detroit in their 19 running backs?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, I know. God you go. I don't know because like their offense is just so potent too
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
like
DRAFTey Bridges:
and their defense is gonna be good again.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
As long as they don't play on weird tariff.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
That's the key.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Everybody just needs to slick their field before placing the eagle. Let
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
the poles grease up the turf and you're good to go. Whoa! The lion's war room is crazy. That is pretty cool.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I haven't
DRAFTey Bridges:
Thank
Chef Dukey Tobin:
seen too
DRAFTey Bridges:
you.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
many funky looking war rooms this year.
DRAFTey Bridges:
LA has the draft house.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, cause they're stupid though. LA is dumb. LA sports are dumb. Sorry. I know like this is West coast and you guys are like in that area, but
DRAFTey Bridges:
I hate
Chef Dukey Tobin:
yuck.
DRAFTey Bridges:
LA. I hate LA.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yuck.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think the consensus in the Bay is LA is awful. Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Good.
DRAFTey Bridges:
beat LA. I hate everything about LA.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Good, good, good.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Kings are the worst, hate them, hate their fans. If I had the opportunity, I would yank another chain. I'll say this though, SoFi's sweet, but only for rassle.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Hey, you know what? That seems like a good place to watch some wrestling. So just while we kind of wait for like another good team picks.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm going to go to bed.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Madden and EA Sports, they do like the rookie like class release and like you get like the player and like Madden Ultimate team to play with. This how much do you think EA is worth as a company? Like they got to be half a million or half a billion. like
DRAFTey Bridges:
I would say they're much more than half a billion dollars. I would say
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Okay,
DRAFTey Bridges:
like if
Chef Dukey Tobin:
okay.
DRAFTey Bridges:
you were to go buy EA, which I don't think you could, you'd probably have to put up north of 150 billion dollars.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
$150 billion.
DRAFTey Bridges:
160 billion dollars? To buy the biggest video game company in the planet? Probably.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Okay, so the biggest video game company
DRAFTey Bridges:
Hey wait,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
in the
DRAFTey Bridges:
no, a
Chef Dukey Tobin:
planet...
DRAFTey Bridges:
hundred and twenty million might be- No, that's like, insane amount of money!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I think you buy like a country for that much, and like a good country.
DRAFTey Bridges:
a whole NFL and you could buy all professional sports with 150 billion. Yeah, because I don't think it's a company that could just be bought, they're public.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I don't think they're 150 billion strong though.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, okay, that was dumb. I'm drunk. Well, I'm not drunk, but I'm tipsy. And I'm not even tipsy. I've had two, three, but I've had not a ton of food today. Also,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Hey,
DRAFTey Bridges:
lift twice.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I get it, I get it. But anyways, this $150 billion company,
DRAFTey Bridges:
It's 30 billion.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
35?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Okay, so you were close.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I thought the question was how much would it cost to buy four EAs?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Okay,
DRAFTey Bridges:
And I'm still
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I see
DRAFTey Bridges:
off,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
where
DRAFTey Bridges:
but
Chef Dukey Tobin:
we
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm
Chef Dukey Tobin:
got
DRAFTey Bridges:
sure
Chef Dukey Tobin:
it from.
DRAFTey Bridges:
they're classic mixups. Yeah. Love it. Thanks for watching.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
So they did their big thing here with the Madden Ultimate team, released the players, and like the big cover photo of this is congratulations to Carolina and Bryce Young. The athlete that they put on this thing was no one but CJ Stroud. Just
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh, that's
Chef Dukey Tobin:
a giant
DRAFTey Bridges:
awesome.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
picture of CJ Stroud.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That is great. That is
Chef Dukey Tobin:
And
DRAFTey Bridges:
hilarious.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
just, oh, they're on such thin ice for being like the gatekeeper to football games, and then they just go and do stupid shit like that. It just, it irks me.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I can't,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Sorry.
DRAFTey Bridges:
is there any company that's worth 150 billion dollars?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I can be NFL.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I feel like I thought as I was saying it, that's not that crazy.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
That's
DRAFTey Bridges:
Okay,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
a.
DRAFTey Bridges:
so apples were 2.68 trillion. So.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, and they do way more stuff than EA. So, yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
They actually make a better Madden game than EA. They probably do.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Um, what do you guys, do you guys like Anthony Richardson to the Colts?
DRAFTey Bridges:
I love that. I think that's fun. That's actually what we should have asked Grant about. He's a huge Florida Gator.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, that's right. Oh,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
we spaced
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, I think
Chef Dukey Tobin:
on it.
DRAFTey Bridges:
their offense is going to be pretty exciting to watch next year. I saw something that's crazy funny and I didn't think about it, but going from Anthony Richardson to or from Matt Ryan to Anthony Richardson is the biggest jump of athletic ability.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Like,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh god yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
the drop didn't even step. He couldn't do his three-step drops.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh boy. Did you guys hear or see like the interview with Anthony Richardson's 13 year old brother?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yes, I did.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I just, I'm gonna play this and if you grant, or Kev, did you hear it or see it?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, yeah, I saw it.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Just, I'll play it for our listeners and we'll see if
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
this picks it up. All right and little brother over there what do you think of this this is pretty special This is very special to me. I mean especially cuz I look up to him as much and I've always wanted to be like him so You're sort of wearing similar outfits, right? Enjoy every minute this one's checking himself out the monitor over here. You look good. I'm over just trying to fix myself Do you look good? I think I look good
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think Anthony Richardson looks up to him. Yeah, no doubt.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, he has a neck tattoo and he's 13.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh, I think that's illegal. I thought
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I-
DRAFTey Bridges:
if you're 13, you have to keep tattoos, like, on arms only. Is that also a thing? In Florida.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I don't know. I'm not gonna tell him he's in the wrong. Did you hear his voice?
DRAFTey Bridges:
They probably didn't even idea. They're just like,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
No!
DRAFTey Bridges:
You probably called for the employment. Yeah, this short 50 year old. Show them this short 50 year old wants a neck tat.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Like when I was coaching Bantam, if I had a kid come up and talk to me like that, I'd be like, what do you coach, sir?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Hahaha!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Like my Lord, but just yeah, my brother sent that to me today and holy hell, did that catch me off guard.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, I don't know what I was expecting, but
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Not that.
DRAFTey Bridges:
yeah, that was a good voice ever. So Keith,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yo.
DRAFTey Bridges:
your thoughts on what the bingo bangles have done so far?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Um, it's weird for like, I think the first time they're not drafting like immediate position.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'd head in court back. Boom,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yes.
DRAFTey Bridges:
worsted. We
Chef Dukey Tobin:
No.
DRAFTey Bridges:
could go.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
So like, I love the miles Murphy pick. I do totally didn't see it coming. Like the whole time, like, I thought it was going to be Michael Mayer at a hundred percent, but like,
DRAFTey Bridges:
No E-Pass catchers.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
no, they don't just. He came out like pre-draft and was like, I'd love to play in Cincinnati. And there's just this weird like it got romanticized, I think, is like fan base, but just so not needed. And he's not even the best blocking tight end. So like just the sense wasn't there. But this Miles Murphy pick, that's going to be sick because when Trey Hendrickson and Sam Hubbard were off the field, I think they sat there and ranked like. 25th or something and like QB pressure So you got to think too like those guys are gonna be on their way out here in the next couple of years So get this guy in clean them up his old coach is the D line coach of the Bengals, so It just kind of it's good. It's good fit
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
So that's how I'm feeling on that.
DRAFTey Bridges:
yeah, nice and happy. You think it's the jump they needed.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Absolutely, they were getting pressure on quarterbacks, but then you look at how many sacks they were getting they were Way far from the top. So You
DRAFTey Bridges:
has
Chef Dukey Tobin:
lose
DRAFTey Bridges:
a-
Chef Dukey Tobin:
that AFC championship game to a quarterback on one leg. Imagine if you could have brought him down once or twice more
DRAFTey Bridges:
We probably would have won the Super Bowl. Bring
Chef Dukey Tobin:
God
DRAFTey Bridges:
them down
Chef Dukey Tobin:
that's...
DRAFTey Bridges:
once. Not
Chef Dukey Tobin:
God...
DRAFTey Bridges:
even once more.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Uh, yeah, yeah, once. Legit, once.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Patrick Holmes is the ultimate warrior that I think any sports have seen except for the WWE who had the ultimate warrior.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, he owns that title there.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Although, I really think Kansas City's gonna have a bad year and it's strictly on karma for what they're doing to the world for one museum.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, that's... that's weird.
DRAFTey Bridges:
This Golden State game just turned into sloppy pick up there. It did. There was
Chef Dukey Tobin:
That's
DRAFTey Bridges:
about
Chef Dukey Tobin:
the best kind of basketball.
DRAFTey Bridges:
eight rebounds not going in. Four offensive rebounds and not one came close to going in.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Uh...
DRAFTey Bridges:
Okay wait, I had something profound. You go though.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I was just gonna start chitting over the top of the second round here because we had some some of the bigger names that slid they got grabbed early but what's your profound moment? Let's hear it.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh no, I forgot now since you were talking. Um,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Fair
DRAFTey Bridges:
so
Chef Dukey Tobin:
enough.
DRAFTey Bridges:
have the Niners picked yet? They have three in a row starting. They
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Bottom of the third, I think.
DRAFTey Bridges:
have three and four coming up broken up by one Vegas pick. And those are all the comp picks. So they don't have
Chef Dukey Tobin:
And the
DRAFTey Bridges:
a
Chef Dukey Tobin:
third
DRAFTey Bridges:
first
Chef Dukey Tobin:
right?
DRAFTey Bridges:
or
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
second day. Like
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Nope.
DRAFTey Bridges:
they don't have their first or second.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
No sir.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That makes sense, they traded for McCaffrey.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
For the rams, like just kind of coming out of like nowhere for pick 36, they actually got a pretty solid, solid grab there. That Steve Villa, that guard from TCU.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm not gonna lie, my depth of draft O-line knowledge is the guys that they were thinking might go to the Bears.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Which I bet you he was probably
DRAFTey Bridges:
He
Chef Dukey Tobin:
tagged
DRAFTey Bridges:
was not,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
to them.
DRAFTey Bridges:
he was
Chef Dukey Tobin:
No?
DRAFTey Bridges:
not in the conversation. No, because
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Well,
DRAFTey Bridges:
they were,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
yeah, not top. Yeah,
DRAFTey Bridges:
so
Chef Dukey Tobin:
not.
DRAFTey Bridges:
they were thinking if you're going with interior, you're probably moving Swinarski or whatever his name is from tackle to right guard, just cause he's not big enough to be a tackle in the NFL.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
But it was Paris Johnson. And then this right fellow is always kind of last on the list, but. He was number one if they were going right tackle, which... Not to sidetrack this again with Bears, I kind of like how they do this too, because it doesn't shuffle it. If they picked anyone else, they were going to have to shuffle a bunch of people around. Right? Because like, they had... If they grabbed somebody to play guard, like Swinarski, am I saying his name right?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Karanski.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Skoronsky. So Narsky is the one-eyed...
Chef Dukey Tobin:
So Narski went to our draw.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, anyways. Basically everyone else was going to have to force them to move players around. They grab Paris Johnson, he's your left tackle, so then your left tackle is probably going to switch to right, push everyone in, like your right tackle is now going to switch to your left guard. It was just, it was a mess. where this is kind of like, okay, right tackle is this new guy. You just signed Nate Davis to play right guard. You got your left guard set and then your left tackle set. They both played there last year. Like, just kind of run it back with two new guys.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Runt back, yep. When you get a chance, go look at a picture of Cody Mock that...
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh, he's the toothless fella, right?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
What is with the Buccaneers just loving long-haired red-headed ugly bastards that are great at football?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Uh, great at O-line.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Great at all. Yeah. Ha ha ha.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That description doesn't fit anywhere other than the O-line. Or maybe a Cincinnati corridor.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Cedric Tillman.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Look at this guy's name.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
The War Heater!
DRAFTey Bridges:
Dylan, we were just talking about this.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
About how much of a warrior Pat Mahomes is.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yep, he beat two good teams on one leg.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well, he beat one good team on
DRAFTey Bridges:
He did
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
one
DRAFTey Bridges:
beat
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
leg.
DRAFTey Bridges:
two teams on one leg though.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, the
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
True.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Eagles weren't that good.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Hahaha!
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Oh, I thought we were talking about the jegs.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh.
DRAFTey Bridges:
For longtime listeners,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
First time caller.
DRAFTey Bridges:
you'll recognize that voice as the prodigal son, Dylan Gary. He has returned.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Wee
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Oh yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
wee!
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
thanks, just give everyone my first and last name if you want my fucking sin number two.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
We gave that out last episode.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
How about my address?
DRAFTey Bridges:
We also have his address if you need it. 398-5226.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
address
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's the
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
all
DRAFTey Bridges:
sin.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
hate
DRAFTey Bridges:
I don't...
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
mail to the warrior.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's, uh... That's your sin. I don't know your address.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha
DRAFTey Bridges:
Um
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Let's hear some goddamn Ravens talk, eh? We've been waiting all day for it.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Been
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
You just
DRAFTey Bridges:
a while.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
want the fear of God in you, hey? You just want to get all horned up.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Let's talk about that round two pick. I loved it personally.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I mean, Rokwon would be the best pick in the second round of this draft. Let's
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Not
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
be real.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
if you talk to any of these fucking Georgia people up above you.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha
DRAFTey Bridges:
If I was drafting Roekwon Smith, I would probably take him eighth overall
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Overall? Yeah. Hahaha.
DRAFTey Bridges:
five years ago. I think that's perfect value for what you get. I would also
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I mean...
DRAFTey Bridges:
flip him for a second though. I would have kept him.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Good
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
to
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
you
Chef Dukey Tobin:
see
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
needed
Chef Dukey Tobin:
you.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
the second to get claypool though. So like, it's all part of the larger scheme.
DRAFTey Bridges:
How bad is that, man? If you were to be like, call for Chase Claypool, and they're like, hey, give me the 30 seconds overall pick, I wouldn't call
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well,
DRAFTey Bridges:
back ever again.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
hey, if the 30 second was a first, I'd be like, nah, but like a second, I'd be like, seconds, they come and go.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Everyone in the drawer room looks at you and they're like,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Ha ha!
DRAFTey Bridges:
I know this sounds dumb, but he has a point.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
You literally get one every year. It's like a fucking birthday.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Unless you're the Denver Broncos. Yeah, or the San Francisco 49ers.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Or the fucking rams. Have you seen these guys? They refuse to make a draft pick.
DRAFTey Bridges:
No, they got the 36th overall pick.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, they grabbed the
DRAFTey Bridges:
It's their
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Chonky
DRAFTey Bridges:
first pick in
Chef Dukey Tobin:
guy
DRAFTey Bridges:
four years.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
from TCU.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yet, that's their only pick though, they've traded back every time since then. They've been on the clock like five times.
DRAFTey Bridges:
They have to man, they are out of draft capital.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well, no one's gonna trade an all-star player part way through the season for half a dozen sixth-rounders.
DRAFTey Bridges:
You say
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Unless
DRAFTey Bridges:
that now.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
you call Chicago.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Chicago will work it in to throw in like a good pick too.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
We've got this really good middle linebacker we've been looking to offload. How many six do you have?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Do you think when they, well I guess it's the same guy doing it, but as they trade for RoKwan he gets there being like, hey heads up I need a new contract. He's like, yeah just send your agent my way. He's like, uh, I represent myself. The GM's like, oh what the fuck.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Oh yeah, if Eric Dacosta wasn't already bald, he would be.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Like does anybody have an agent anymore?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
You
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Ugh, you just know him and Lamar rolled into his office just straight up stepbrothers style. Hello, miss lady. Hehehe.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hehehehe
DRAFTey Bridges:
What's
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Um.
DRAFTey Bridges:
all of your money for the next five years?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
And he's like,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Also.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
okay, we're not spending it on receivers. And then Odell's like, psych.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, the Ravens are spending big. Are you
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
They
DRAFTey Bridges:
happy
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
are now.
DRAFTey Bridges:
with the results?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Uh, I'm not an Odell guy. I don't really like Odell. I
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
think he's
DRAFTey Bridges:
you're
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
kind
DRAFTey Bridges:
famously
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
of a bitch.
DRAFTey Bridges:
bad. Locker room cancer or poison, I think, is
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yes.
DRAFTey Bridges:
what you're called.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
And I would still stand by that. Even though I was wrong about the Rams not winning the Super Bowl when he got there. But I don't know, he just... don't be fucking weird. Like him, Earl Thomas, like don't be fucking weird.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That would be such a good team motto. Just like the Ted Lasso how he has believe up. Just a coach's office. Don't be fucking weird. Do whatever
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah
DRAFTey Bridges:
you want to talk to me, but just don't be fucking weird.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah, like, come on, man. If you eat lunch by yourself all the time, you probably don't belong on this team, or on the team in general.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Because every time somebody talks to you, you bring up shitting on someone.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
You ever been pooped on? Whoa, dude. I just asked you what you had for lunch.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's like, no, it relates.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Lots of leafy greens.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha!
DRAFTey Bridges:
Okay,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh
DRAFTey Bridges:
so
Chef Dukey Tobin:
boy.
DRAFTey Bridges:
now that we have Dylan and Kevin face to face via the internet, which in nowadays time is face to face, I want to hear why Jalen Hurts is better than Lamar Jackson, vice versa, and who deserves the money because both can't deserve it.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well, they both got the money, though.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
But they didn't deserve it. Now tell me who and why.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I'm sorry.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I honestly think they both kind of did, but if I was going to pay more for one, I know which one it would be.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Lamarque because he's funner to watch.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Jalen Hurts because he's made it to a Super Bowl.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Ooh,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
but he also lost.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
counterpoint.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's lost more Super Bowls than as
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
He's
DRAFTey Bridges:
many...
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
0 and 1.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's lost as many Super Bowls as Lamar Jackson's one playoff games.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Exactly.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Exactly. Yeah, that's just a bad way to frame.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Uh, okay, let's just dial it back here. Even Lamar Jackson could have beat the fucking Niners, alright? It would have been a close game, but these still would have won.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Did you guys see Brock Purdy talking about the surgery? He's like, I've been practicing throwing left handed. It's like everyone kind of laughed. It's like, oh, he's serious. He just said he's like, I have a backup arm. I just I wasn't ready to use it last.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Why
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
God,
DRAFTey Bridges:
doesn't this?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
he did give you two, so
DRAFTey Bridges:
Hehehe
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
it seems neglectful to only use one.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He may just change everything.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Also, how shitty do you think Trey Lance feels being like, God damn it, this guy literally switched arms and he's the last pick in the draft and he's still gonna start over me.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Did you see that they were like shocking them for a fifth and they're not getting any action? Tray Lance? Yeah. Really?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I mean, he's played what, five games?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Alright.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I've seen him in a strip club more than I've seen him on the field. Like...
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah, I agree.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Meh.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I still think Trey Lance can be good though, right? So in the last four years, Trey Lance has played three football games between the NFL and college. Oh, right, he has been super
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
backed up. Well, banged up and then like, what, the D3 that he went to was like, hey, in COVID we're not playing, we're not getting the money the Big Ten and SEC are. We'll give you one game to showcase. See, it was North Dakota State. Yeah. Are they D2? It was the Carson Wayne school. Take the D1 double A or whatever they call it now. D1 double A. He was playing like freaking Minot State or not Minot State. Uh, Rockford. Illinois.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I was gonna say that.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No, he wasn't playing rock for...
DRAFTey Bridges:
He was throwing up Dylan's all about her.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yo, I'm just reading that that second round pick for the Bengals ran a 4-2-6. Zoom!
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Oh yeah, because the last time they drafted a guy around a 4'2",
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
he turned out super good.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
And I hate Michigan, like Wolverines, so I don't like this pick, but whatever.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I saw something saying John Ross felt he was too fast for the NFL and that was kind of his undoing.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That mindset was probably his
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think that's
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
undoing.
DRAFTey Bridges:
what people do.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I feel also having Andy Dalton push you the fucking football is going to be your undoing.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No,
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
it
DRAFTey Bridges:
like,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
worked out great for other people.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm gonna meet you in the end zone. And Andy Dalton's like, well,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
What?
DRAFTey Bridges:
I can meet you at the 30.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
We're gonna
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Ehh
DRAFTey Bridges:
AJ Green just big enough to come back for that.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah. Oh
DRAFTey Bridges:
But
Chef Dukey Tobin:
boy.
DRAFTey Bridges:
still, yeah, finish this off. So you got Zeph out with flowers.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
And that's it.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Have they not picked yet?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No, they don't pick till the end of the third.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
What a return.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
They picked like 83rd I think, or 86th? Yeah, 86th.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yup, and still just the needs are wide receiver edge and corner.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well, here's the thing. I think that they draft, the Ravens always do certain things. They always take a D lineman. They've taken a D lineman in like 12 straight drafts. So they're gonna draft a D lineman. They're gonna draft a corner or a safety. Then they're gonna draft a running back or a special team or either a punter or a kicker. Just purely, just because.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Just
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
They'll
Chef Dukey Tobin:
keep
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
take,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Justin Tucker honest.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
no, well they'll take them. show them off in the preseason and then they'll flip them to Minnesota for a third.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
genius.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
But they always do that shit. And then, I don't know, they're going to re-sign Marcus Peters as a free agent after the draft.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Good, good. Oh.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Oh,
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
here's the trick. The
DRAFTey Bridges:
great.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Titans must be on the clock!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Coming up, yeah, in two picks.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No,
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
actually scratch that, their last pick is gonna be that old fucker from Georgia.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Stenson Bennett?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
It's in there.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That's exactly who they're taking.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He, artist to God, would be such a sick backup there.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No, Tyler Huntley's a sick backup. He's a probable quarterback.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He is a Pro Bowl quarterback, but he doesn't have two national championships.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No, but he did get to go to Vegas.
DRAFTey Bridges:
and an arrest. Stetson Bennett, if he does end up on the Ravens, it will be one of those weird situations where it comes out that he's also Lamar Jackson's cousin.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah, yeah!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
It's like Dawson and his cousin Frieza.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha!
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah. You can't just make it up, say we're family, and it's true.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, God. Is there any players like you'd like to come to Baltimore at pick 86 here?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Not really, honestly, the last guy that I was really high on was Branch.
DRAFTey Bridges:
You're done. You don't want them taking anyone else.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Straight back.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Honestly, I want them to, yeah, trade back and accumulate as many late round picks as possible because the Ravens usually hit on a couple of those. I'm sure they'll draft the last couple of good tight ends and then Cincinnati will end up with some scrubs.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
probably Cincinnati's just not doing... I bet you Cincinnati leaves this fucking draft without a tight end, because
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Oh,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
they
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
guaranteed,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
got IRFs.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
and it's the best tight end draft in a decade.
DRAFTey Bridges:
the
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Um,
DRAFTey Bridges:
way
Chef Dukey Tobin:
until next year.
DRAFTey Bridges:
to Nose 2. No, no, no. I just meant the way to Nose 2 because it's not gonna be this draft.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Uh, ooh, Indianapolis wide receiver, Josh Downs. Pick us in.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I wish they would have doubled down on quarterback. I want to Jim Mercy to do it.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Dude, that would be hilarious.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
It would be... Like what the fuck?
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think it would've been way better for the Jets to have taken Will Levis at the beginning of the second because they picked when he was still on the board before Tennessee took him. And that would have just been like, yeah, we need a guy for Aaron Rodgers to group. Pfft.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well, it's
DRAFTey Bridges:
Hehehe.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
not a sex thing. Hahaha.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
With Aaron Rodgers, it might be a sex thing.
DRAFTey Bridges:
No. Yeah, no. When you're
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Hey,
DRAFTey Bridges:
on ILS
Chef Dukey Tobin:
come do peyote in my cabin and we'll just talk football.
DRAFTey Bridges:
in the dark for 72 hours. Well, because that would make because they're going to be on Hard Knocks. And then you have the rookie that they just drafted in the second round. You have Zach Wilson, who they took second overall and have clearly written off because Sala and everyone on the defense fucking hates him.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I would
DRAFTey Bridges:
And
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
too.
DRAFTey Bridges:
then you have Aaron Rogers, whose family fucking hates him or he
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That's
DRAFTey Bridges:
hates
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
true.
DRAFTey Bridges:
them.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Just miserable
DRAFTey Bridges:
I don't know if
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
people.
DRAFTey Bridges:
it's me. Yeah, that's a fun episode of Hard Knocks.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
know what would be a fun episode of Hard Knocks if Aaron Rodgers' mom showed up and was dating Zach Wilson.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Aaron
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I gotta
DRAFTey Bridges:
Rogers
Chef Dukey Tobin:
leave.
DRAFTey Bridges:
probably doesn't even know who it is at this point.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Oh, but he would just be filled with rage. Zach Wilson would
DRAFTey Bridges:
I
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
just
DRAFTey Bridges:
bet
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
be
DRAFTey Bridges:
you-
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
filled with cum.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I bet you Aaron Rodgers tries to vain Zach Wilson's mom. Get ahead of the whole situation. Yeah.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Get that one up.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Can we, are the jets, yeah, the jets are, they can be on hard knocks, eh,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
this year?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, it's them and another really exciting team. And then there's one really not exciting teams. The Bears are up for it, but they keep
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Because
DRAFTey Bridges:
saying.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
what are the things?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
You can't have been on it in the last 10 years. You can't have made the playoffs
Chef Dukey Tobin:
have
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
last year.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
a rookie head coach right?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
That's it.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That's it.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I thought if you're in the bottom five, you have to be up for it. Or the top, the worst three teams are all are automatic bids too. But if
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I feel
DRAFTey Bridges:
it's just
Chef Dukey Tobin:
like.
DRAFTey Bridges:
anybody that didn't make the playoffs, then I could be totally wrong.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah, I know one of the stipulations for sure is you can't have made the playoffs last year.
DRAFTey Bridges:
because the Ravens started hard knocks after winning the Super Bowl and didn't repeat. And they're like, yeah, that's why.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah. And Ray Lewis tours
DRAFTey Bridges:
The
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
ACL.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Jets bears Saints and Commanders.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Ooh, give me the commanders
DRAFTey Bridges:
Honestly,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
with
DRAFTey Bridges:
only
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
no
DRAFTey Bridges:
the Jets
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
quarterback.
DRAFTey Bridges:
bears Saints and Commanders.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
And Dan
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, a
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Snyder
Chef Dukey Tobin:
new
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
on
Chef Dukey Tobin:
ownership
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
his way out.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
that, yeah, and getting that white people money as they say it. I wanna see that.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I want that explained. So
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I
DRAFTey Bridges:
I want
Chef Dukey Tobin:
don't.
DRAFTey Bridges:
to help you get hard knocks.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No contest!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I want that just to be the hang the fucking banner.
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's what he has over his door instead of don't be fucking weird.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
White
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
people money.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh god. Do you think he's going to try and fix that fucking statue that they made for Sean Taylor, which is just a mannequin from the Nike Pro Shop?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, they should make it.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Like they should probably bronze that out or something.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
For more than that.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Just make it out of plastic and also maybe have a face.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
From what I was told is that our FedEx field
DRAFTey Bridges:
Oh, who
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
is a
DRAFTey Bridges:
told you?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
shithole. Like I haven't heard anyone say that FedEx field's nice. Why don't just rebuild the entire place, start from scratch?
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's what they're doing. That's the next big thing they're doing is they're buying a bit of land.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
just right outside the Washington Memorial.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think it's actually going to be right beside the White House.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Nice.
DRAFTey Bridges:
In that gated in area. The White House lawn.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That'd be so fucking funny, their practice facility.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Thanks for watching!
DRAFTey Bridges:
And then the president of the United States can always flex being like, yeah, well, you know, the place I live in has a bowling alley and an NFL stadium.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahaha
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Take that Canada.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Number one nation on earth, baby!
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha
Chef Dukey Tobin:
World champion Super Bowl commanders.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
We've won every Super Bowl ever!
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
and that's probably something the president says because it's always a senile old man.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
This is true.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Just know that the Ementinesquos beat the shit out of the Raiders that one time they played.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
It was preseason.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
but then the Baltimore Stallions came in and took the CFL by storm in three seasons of existing. They won two great cups.
DRAFTey Bridges:
And everyone's
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Didn't...
DRAFTey Bridges:
like,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
let's not do this Interpool stuff anymore.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah, like these guys are really good. They take this shit seriously.
DRAFTey Bridges:
They also keep using an extra down and we're starting to think that's a disadvantage for us.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
These guys are cheating, they're not punting on third coach. Ugh,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Tev, you gotta
Chef Dukey Tobin:
what
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
be,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
has happened?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
you gotta just be amped about that first round of the Eagles had, hey? Double dipping?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, I'm super excited about it. You couldn't have drawn up a better draft as an Eagles fan, but I refresh. That's the
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I
DRAFTey Bridges:
perfect first
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
mean,
DRAFTey Bridges:
one.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
they could try taking a linebacker. Maybe.
DRAFTey Bridges:
They did last year, who's about to step in and be the guy.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
But he didn't play last year?
DRAFTey Bridges:
He redshirted, they had two Pro Bowl linebackers. Yeah, N'Kobe Dean's gonna get a lot of time this year. N'Kobe Dean was the heart and soul of the defense two years ago for Georgia.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Okay, I was like, I thought I could even last year, art and soul preseason.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He didn't play but he was the heart and soul. Yeah, no, he'll get a lot of time this year. When he got in last year, he looked good, but it was also not, you know, the highest talent. I remember thinking he was... I was like, dude, like both these guys are so sick. They probably are like up for defensive rook of the year and looking like, oh, N'Goby Deans played like 27 snaps. And still got my defensive... Rookie of the Year vote. I just send those to NFL in New York, mail, two stamps, right?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I just send it to nfl at gmail dot com.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I don't want to overstate it, but I do think that... this Eagles draft will be like the Jack Lambert Steelers draft when they had four Hall of Famers.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No.
DRAFTey Bridges:
because they've already picked two.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
No.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
while you started that sentence with, I don't wanna overstate
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Ha ha ha
Chef Dukey Tobin:
it,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
ha!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
but
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm sorry.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
ended it with the rest of those words.
DRAFTey Bridges:
The Eagles have had four picks. We're four for four with Hall of Famers.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
That's insane.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Do you guys think that draft will ever be beat by any team?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
draft four Hall of Famers at once?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, right, because they got Jack Lambert, Lynn Swan. Who's the Italian? Franco Harris.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I'm mal-blown.
DRAFTey Bridges:
And I think, nice. I think
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Not that.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Minjogre. Is that not it?
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I thought it was meltblank, but...
DRAFTey Bridges:
Maybe. Probably not. Me and Joe Green was probably his own draft.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
But no, I don't think a team will ever hit like that. But I also, players have options now. They can go other places and make money.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, that's very true. Also less teams and yeah, again, you just win a bunch of Super Bowls here in the Hall of Fame.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Good for them though, because like, now everyone just gets fucking Hall of Fame, Hall of Fame.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah, pretty much everyone
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Wasn't
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
wins
Chef Dukey Tobin:
the case
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Super
Chef Dukey Tobin:
then.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Bowls.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
You don't even need to win a Super...
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Ever since Merino.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
You just...
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's Cincinnati's motto.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Don't even need to win the Super
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Don't
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Bowl.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
even need to.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Just
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Play
DRAFTey Bridges:
be good.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
one full season and you're in our ring of honor.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm just... I'm not good enough.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah. There's conversation about having Andy Dalton go into the Ring of Honor and it absolutely kills me. I want them to do it so bad because I just think that's so funny.
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's made the playoff five times for them. That's a big deal in that organization.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That is.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Exactly, like talk about setting that fucking ring of honor very low bar
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's
Chef Dukey Tobin:
like
DRAFTey Bridges:
0 and 5, but still.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
It's like getting into a regional Hall of Fame, Keaton. Like, it's sick, because you can show people, but like, they have to go to Cincinnati to see it.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I was gonna say, it just sucks that like, that real Hall of Fame isn't too far from their stadium, so just... little embarrassing.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well, you could lie
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Little.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
and tell people that the real one's in Cincinnati.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
It looks like the stadium, just go check it out. Names of the guys up there, they're sick.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I got two things for those regional. I got one for Ring of Honours and then one for regional Hall of Fame.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Okay.
DRAFTey Bridges:
When Glenn Sather was inducted into the Alberta Hall of Fame, he was probably like, you guys know I'm already in the hockey Hall of Fame, right? Like I'm not coming to the ceremony in Red Deer.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahaha
DRAFTey Bridges:
And then the regional Hall of Fame is like, Dion Sanders was good in Atlanta, but I don't He only played his rookie contract there.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
It put
DRAFTey Bridges:
He's in...
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
four years, well, three and a half.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, so he's in their reign of honor, but it's like because he's the best corner, yeah, but like, he spent more time away from you and is more famous away from you.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well...
DRAFTey Bridges:
He
Chef Dukey Tobin:
He
DRAFTey Bridges:
looked
Chef Dukey Tobin:
should
DRAFTey Bridges:
cool.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
have retired his jersey.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, like he looked cool and young and was swagged out with you, but like, I bet you he says he's a cowboy.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
I mean, like, let's be honest though, you gotta take credit when you do the right thing. It's like they should put Bert Favre in the ring of honor at LATTA. They drafted him.
DRAFTey Bridges:
They should claim that,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
They should.
DRAFTey Bridges:
like that superboy that he beat them
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Should
DRAFTey Bridges:
in.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
say Atlanta Falcons, home of the place
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
that drafted Brett Fonger.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
This is
DRAFTey Bridges:
for now.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
like if Pittsburgh
DRAFTey Bridges:
Thank you.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
gave Mike Vick a Hall of Fame run.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hey, that Mike Vick, in my mind, stealer. Only Jersey I ever saw wear in person.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Dude, he set the record for two point conversions in a season with them.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That's such a weird fucking stat!
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Retire the jersey.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Nice one. He went so
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh
DRAFTey Bridges:
much.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
my lord.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Go good at it. I honestly forgot he was eating all the sealers. Yeah, just for that. Oh, the dog brought a toy.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Nice.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
DRAFTey Bridges:
Let's actually take that away. I'm sorry.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, so you hate dogs. Let's talk more about
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Well yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
this.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
let's put you in the regional hall of fame,
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
asshole.
DRAFTey Bridges:
gonna get him on the
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah,
DRAFTey Bridges:
phone.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
right next to Mike Vick
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha
Chef Dukey Tobin:
also in the same one.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Stella would be at my ring of honor ceremony. Oh shit, I thought that was gonna hit Sarah's desk.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, I'm just glad that it wasn't an, oh shit, I just hit the dog again.
DRAFTey Bridges:
On purpose by accident. No, I would never hit Stella.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Nah, Stella's a good girl.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I will give her treats though so she stops squeaking.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
She's a good loud girl.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yes she is. Okay.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Who we got here? Taijias Spears, Tulane. They got a fun team.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
do.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
They're a wave.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
What do you guys think about the idea of Arkansas changing their team name to the Warhawks?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Wait, look, tasty
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I'm
DRAFTey Bridges:
food.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
on for that,
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Or the,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
yeah.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
or maybe the battle hogs.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Look at these dog churros.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Dude, I think I like warthogs. That's a sweet name.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
This.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Warhawks is pretty badass. What's this? The college
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Bunch
DRAFTey Bridges:
team?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
of sweaty warhawks.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Ha ha ha!
DRAFTey Bridges:
That's what the commander should have been.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Then they have to change the stadium name to the Boneyard.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Just be a fucking gross orgy.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Dude, but like you, your team could come out every single time to the Black Sabbath song.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
War pigs.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Hahahaha
DRAFTey Bridges:
Thank you. That's a sick walkout
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
That
DRAFTey Bridges:
self
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
is
DRAFTey Bridges:
slow
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
a sick
DRAFTey Bridges:
one.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
walkout song.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, we got another MADden name here drafted by the Bucks. Yeah,
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
yeah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Diaby. Diaby.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, from
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yo.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Louisville.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Baltimore about to get themselves a darn out Washington here in four picks.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Dude, if Baltimore gets Darnout Washington, hall of fame.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, straight up.
patrick 'the warrior' Mahomes:
Okay guys, my laptop's about to die. I'm gonna quickly hop out of here before I just randomly get cut out.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Godspeed
DRAFTey Bridges:
Well,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
buddy.
DRAFTey Bridges:
nice having you.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Always a pleasure.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Have we covered it all? I think our last guest is just MIA.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I'm just... He's probably stressed that
DRAFTey Bridges:
our last
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Well,
DRAFTey Bridges:
two
Chef Dukey Tobin:
fuck
DRAFTey Bridges:
guests.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
it. Yeah, what's he gonna talk about? Lamar got paid.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, we had a funny bit. John was going to come on and the WWE draft is going on right now and he was going to go in depth on that.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh my god, I would have been so confused. Also, there's a WWE draft.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, duh, in between, uh,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
No, don't say duh.
DRAFTey Bridges:
in between WrestleMania and Backlash.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Isn't everyone just kind of every man for themselves?
DRAFTey Bridges:
They have two shows, two brands.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
and you get
DRAFTey Bridges:
So
Chef Dukey Tobin:
drafted?
DRAFTey Bridges:
you either wrestle on, yeah, you either wrestle on Monday or Friday.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Oh, there's
DRAFTey Bridges:
in
Chef Dukey Tobin:
a
DRAFTey Bridges:
Utah.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
whole world out there I just don't understand.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, it was gonna be a funny bit.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
That's.
DRAFTey Bridges:
But, uh...
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Thanks John for spoiling some quality content buddy.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I hope he listens to this and feels bad.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
He should. He should.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Also hear he sucks at chess. Have we covered everything?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I think so. You got a chance to talk about your three, four picks for the Bears, eh?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah,
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Did you?
DRAFTey Bridges:
I'm happy with
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah.
DRAFTey Bridges:
the second ones they've taken. Not a huge trend of trading up, but. You like a guy, you like a guy, you need more corners.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
There you go, that's the attitude. Then yeah, they pick
DRAFTey Bridges:
Keth?
Chef Dukey Tobin:
again round four, 103.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Finish us on Eagles? Um, I see the Eagles playing in February again next year.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, god damn it, so do I.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yeah, they're hands down the best team in the NFC.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
God, they don't got anything else until round 6, eh?
DRAFTey Bridges:
It's
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah, three
DRAFTey Bridges:
OK. The
Chef Dukey Tobin:
in
DRAFTey Bridges:
Bears
Chef Dukey Tobin:
round
DRAFTey Bridges:
have
Chef Dukey Tobin:
seven.
DRAFTey Bridges:
their fourth round this year and next year.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Ooh. Yeah, Eagle's on a deep run again. I think that's looking like the truth.
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think it'll be Bengals Chiefs AFC Championship.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yo, yeah, yeah, no, that's just a
DRAFTey Bridges:
I think we're kind
Chef Dukey Tobin:
I think
DRAFTey Bridges:
of
Chef Dukey Tobin:
that's
DRAFTey Bridges:
in line
Chef Dukey Tobin:
it
DRAFTey Bridges:
for
Chef Dukey Tobin:
for
DRAFTey Bridges:
like
Chef Dukey Tobin:
the next
DRAFTey Bridges:
five
Chef Dukey Tobin:
like four
DRAFTey Bridges:
minutes
Chef Dukey Tobin:
years
DRAFTey Bridges:
or so.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Yeah You betcha exciting times
DRAFTey Bridges:
Yep, so rematch of the Super Bowl coming at you next year.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Nah, god damn.
DRAFTey Bridges:
Beat that field.
Chef Dukey Tobin:
Nah, there's gonna be tigers versus birds. But that's that, eh?
DRAFTey Bridges:
Whatever happened to peace? Peace.